Totally here for “GO BIG OR GO HOME: THE ASGARD WAY OF LIFE” headcanon.
What Thor Said: He’s adopted.
What Thor Meant: I know. That’s embarrassing. If it were me, there would be thousands. He’s never been very good at killing. One time when we were children, we were hunting and he actually cried because he shot a deer.
Real talk guys. This is my nana, Jean Southern. I went around to hers to do what we usually do on Saturdays; drink tea, play Scrabble and talk about random shite. One time I showed her this image and I swear she damn near pissed herself and that’s the story of how I had a conversation with my nana about how she wished she called Daniel Radcliffe a cunt.