today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback
WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SCREAMING I TRIED TO THREATEN THIS GUY AND HE TURNED IT INTO A BLOW JOB REFERENCE YOU GUYS BETTER BE FUCKING LAUGHINGUm, we were. It was a great cumback
OH. MY. GOD. I SNORTED
when she had to act that finn was still alive when cory was already gone in 5x01/5x02 and she had to play a happy princess dURING KURT AND BLAINE’S ENGAGEMENT when her freakin boyfriend just died i honestly cannot believe this woman is real sometimes what the heck she’s so incredible and strong and sososososo professional dON’T GET ME EMOTIONAL OVER LEA MICHELE AT 10 AM I HAVEN’T SLEPT YET.
When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE! LOOK AT THAT HUGE RAINBOW BEHIND YOU.”
The only appropriate thing for a dude to shout at me out a car window.